RELIGIOUS jokes will be told to hundreds of Christians today in an attempt to determine whether they would fall foul of the Government’s religious hatred legislation.
Here is one winner.
JESUS came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death. Jesus said: “Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone.”
An old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The young lady collapsed dead.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: “Do you know, mother, sometimes you really p*** me off.”
Now that's funny. I dare say if you said someting like that about Islam, there would be riots.
Riots like these.
The Miss World contest has always emphasised the morality of its contestants, and after years of feminist protests reinvented itself with the women no longer judged on looks alone but also on personality and intelligence.
However, it misjudged the attitudes of Muslims to its values when it was held in Nigeria in 2002. The crowds reacted furiously when a journalist suggested that the Prophet Muhammad might approve of the contest. An estimated 250 died in the riots that followed.
They just have no sense of humor.
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