John Kerry is God

Or Jesus or Moses, take your pick.

First John Edwards says Kerry can make the lame walk again.

This is John Edwards on Monday at a rally in Newton, Iowa: "If we do the work that we can do in this country, the work that we will do when John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk, get up out of that wheelchair and walk again."

And now The Rev. John F. White claims Kerry can part the seas.

"For the last four years we've been living in the wilderness," he shouted from the pulpit, Mr. Kerry seated by his side. "There is one who can divide the Red Sea for us and we can cross over on dry ground.

These people have no shame.
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