U.N. Concerned Over Plummeting Terrorist Life Expectancies

Funny but probably true.

The U.N. issued a "stern warning" yesterday to the United States over falling terrorist life expectancies, according to U.N. insiders.

The warning was the result of a U.N. study that showed the average terrorist has a life expectancy of 26.3 years, nearly ten years younger than the pre-9/11 era.

Before the U.S. launched the war on terror, a terrorist could expect to live 35.8 years. Asked if a ten-year reduction of a terrorist's lifespan was acceptable, U.N. General Secretary Kofi Annan said, "Hell, no."

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